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40 True Facts |
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1. The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.
2. The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime.
3. A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.
4. The shortest war in history w...
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A Panda Joke |
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A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.
As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are yo...
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Road Work |
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A blonde, a brunnette and a redhead all tried out for the same job as road
stripers. The boss told them they would all work for three days and whoever
painted the most would get the job. At the...
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A Rude Drunk |
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Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers
up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your
mom's the best sex in town!"
Everyone expects a fight, but ...
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